How do I know my third child will be less well-behaved than
my first two? I find myself telling him constantly, “Even when you do naughty
things, I still want to eat you up.”
What is it about the babies of the family that makes parents
“baby” them? Is it because the parents are more laid back? Are they just too
damn tired to discipline? Is it because they’ve seen the result of their first-born
children and wonder what the point was of getting on their case for every
naughty behavior … didn’t seem to do any good? Is it parents’ last chance to
raise a child who will like them when they are teenagers? Is it simply grasping
desperately to those baby moments because we know they are the last baby
moments we will have? In my opinion, yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes.
I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to his
future teachers, babysitters, classmates, wife … and, of course to the future me.
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