Oh Crap! Realization of the Day ... Diapers in Hospital

This one is for expectant parents. If you deliver your baby in a hospital, for the love of God, let the nurses change all the diapers while you are there. You will change more than 6,000 diapers per child in his first two years, alone. You will NOT be viewed as an uninvolved parent if you forgo this responsibility for two days. Change the first diaper, if this is important to you. Put the dirty diaper in your baby book, for all I care. But, after that, push the call button and let someone else do the dirty work for a couple days. You’ve earned it!