I returned from Target today with 36 pairs of socks for
three kids. You might think that sounds reasonable, except if I swore to you
two months ago when I did my Fall shopping that all the kids had plenty of
socks. Everyone knows about the big sock disappearing mystery, but I swear the
smaller the socks, the faster they disappear. How many times per week do I say,
“Where did all the socks go? Where could they possibly be? I’ve scoured the
house, under furniture, between seat cushions, stuffed in other shoes, behind
the washing machine, in the vehicles. Where did they disappear to? Did they grow
feet and run off?” I guess there will never be an answer to that question, just
like why do I feel the need to end every sentence in a preposition? So, the
realization is that you should count on buying about 3x the number of socks you
think you need to (smile).
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