Report Cards for the Rest of Their Lives

I’m really upset over my kids’ report cards … I’m almost in tears. Both of them got a “W” (Working On) for “Accepts Disappointment.”  I told my husband, and he almost threw his dinner plate through the window. We just don’t get it! ;-)

In all seriousness, how freakin’ cute are pre-school report cards? We went through each item with them and asked them if they thought they got an “S” Satisfactory or a “W.” They were dead on for every single one. I love that at 4-years-old, they already know their weaknesses. And, I fear these will be on every report card and job performance review the rest of their lives. My husband and I would just look at each other, raise our eyebrows, grin a little, and nod. Nature or nurture—either way, these kids are screwed!

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